Save a cow, eat a vegetarian

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 20:43:07 GMT

new lj, finally: __hopuzzzz182

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 18:15:44 GMT

i got this one from young_nastyman:

Your LiveJournal Pirate Crew
LiveJournal Username
Fifteen men on a dead man's chest!
Cutlass or pistol?
What is the name of your pirate ship?
Where is your secret pirate base?
What kind of loot do you prefer?
What do you and your crew prefer to be called?
Parrot or monkey?
Argh!

Your capable first mate	start_thescene
Your bumbling cabin boy with a heart of gold	markhoppus15
The aloof, yet honorable, pirate with a mysterious past	followxurheart
Is always the first one into the fray	young_nastyman
Is the naval officer who ruthlessly pursues your ship	scissorhands__
Is the comical pirate who is always drunk on grog	fuckchuck
Is currently in Davy Jones's locker	ifckedtom182
The amount of money you make as a pirate	$145,799


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Wed, 10 Aug 2005 16:25:32 GMT

Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn

Your name:

Weapon of Choice:

Handgun

Your Favorite Target:

Cops

Your Kill Count:

1,214,419,338

Your Battle Cry:

"Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?"

Years You Spend in Jail:

How Much Money In Damages You Cause:

$17,270,759,543,206

Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 63%

Quiz created with MemeGen!

just felt like doing this one(it seems pretty damn realistic too):

How to make a Blink

Ingredients:

5 parts friendliness

3 parts humour

3 parts instinct

Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of caring

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

So, tell me, Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 22:12:34 GMT

i just found some really funny quotes some of them are:

Life is like a fart; you never know how long it's going to last or how bad its gonna stink
There's a fine line between courage and stupidity... Jhonny Knoxville
I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next." They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
You were in a band called Electric Sheep. Electric Sheep? Dude, what exactly were you thinking at that time? "In a world of bands called Limp Bizkit and Hoobastank, Electric Sheep rolls off the tongue like a Shakespearean love sonnet. Leave me alone."Tom Morello
INCEST: A game the whole family can play.
The most common form of marriage proposal: "YOU'RE WHAT!?"
Ignore alien orders. <------- this ones not to funny... if you believe in aliens
I hope this song touches you like your father does! -Tom Delonge, Blink 182 <----------job
A raccoon tangled with a 23,000 volt line today. The results blacked out 1400 homes and, of course, one raccoon.
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today?

Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
Advising the President.
Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. David Letterman

If God had wanted people to give blow jobs, he wouldn't have given them teeth.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Mary had a little sheep,
And in her bed it would sleep.
Story turns out, it was a ram,
So now Mary has a little lamb.
Roll, roll, roll your joint.
Twist it in the end,
Light it up and take a puff
Then pass it to a friend!
If you have sex with your clone, are you gay or are you masturbating?
The best diet in the world is scratching your ass and smelling your fingers
Old mother Hubberd went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she bent over, rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
I tried to see things from your point of view, but I couldn’t put my head that far up my ass.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. And then you die. What's that? A bonus? I think the life-cycle is all backwards. You should die first and get it all over with. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young. You get a gold watch. You go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol and party. You get ready for high school. You go to grade school and become a kid. You play. You have no responsibilities. You become a little baby & go back into the womb. You spend your last nine months floating... Then, you finish off as an orgasm. I like it.
If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position.

The greatest lies of all time:

I love you
This won't hurt a bit
The cheque's in the mail
I was just going to call you
I swear I won't come in your mouth
Of course I'll respect you in the morning
We have a really challenging assignment for you
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you

theres a million other ones, theres about 40 pages of them. i'll post some more as i go.

heres some parting words: What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 16:26:20 GMT

You scored as Punk. Okay!

</td>

Punk

67%

Emo Kid

47%

Goth

40%

Loner

33%

Jock

33%

Stoner

27%

Geek/Nerd

20%

Hot

13%

"Ghetto"

Prep

What Highschool Clique Do You Belong To?
created with QuizFarm.com

67% punk, 0% prep....

WOOOOOOO

Mon, 08 Aug 2005 14:50:53 GMT

Girl: hey baby i want to show you....
Boy: ( cutting her off ) ugh i'm so mad
Girl: why? whats wrong ?
Boy: ugh everything
Girl: explain baby
Boy: just lost a championship game,
parents flipped out on me for no reason,
and im catching a cold
Girl: well hey there will always be other games,
you know ill take care of you when your sick,
what your parents flip about ?
Boy: they are making me pay them for a ...car repair
Girl: is it alot of money
Boy: no it just sucks
Boy: but hey i dont feel well ...im going to go lay down
Boy: bye
Girl: wait i want to give you some...
Boy: cant it wait til tommorow ?
Girl: yeah sure
Girl: bye
Boy: bye

2 hours later a friend of hers asks her to go for a drive ...she goes.....

Her friend swerved to avoid a truck....hitting a tree instead. Her friend was killed instantly....shes in critical condition. This is the conversation between her sister and her boyfriend

Sister: omg ( crying )
Boy: what? whats wrong ?
Sister: my sister...your gf was involved in a major ...car wreck
Boy: is she ok ? ?????
Sister: shes in critical condition
Boy: i'll be there in 10 minutes

He shows up to the hospital room ...standing outside the door going over the last conversation in his mind over and over as he heard the machines beep and beep and breathing tubes pump.

Boy: she wanted to give me something or tell me something
Girls mom: yeah this...

It was an envelope smelling like she did sealed with a kiss in lipstick. He opened it. It said "your everything to me....i love you with everything i amand everything i have...i want to spend the rest of my life with you."

sealed in it was a ripped movie ticket from the first movie they went toand the first picture they took togetherhe kissed the picture as a tear fell from his face onto the picture it looked as if in the picture she was crying then the machines flatlined....3 minutes later she was pronounced dead

If you have any heart...any soul...or want to be happy you will repost this.
if you care for someone ...do not let something like this ever happen

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you WILL have THE best

day of your life THIS SATURDAY. You're number one *love* Will

either kiss you, ask you out, or call you or better. If

you break this chain you will have a lousy day on Saturday.

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 23:47:37 GMT

rubberducki2435 = me (yeah i know, i need a knew screen name)
AvrilLuver27 = wav aka scissorhands__/fuckchuck to most

AvrilLuverr27: hi
AvrilLuverr27: N
rubberducki2435:
rubberducki2435: waha
AvrilLuverr27: wawawa
rubberducki2435: vulg....ing cheese!
AvrilLuverr27: my phone died
AvrilLuverr27: ha
AvrilLuverr27: WA
rubberducki2435: gotcha, call me back
rubberducki2435: or elsie
rubberducki2435: ...

AvrilLuverr27: willy wonka! willy wonka! the amazing chocolateir!
AvrilLuverr27: WAHA
AvrilLuverr27: its a SONG
AvrilLuverr27: WEIRDO
rubberducki2435: can you imagine, 'our good buddy, our good buddy, mar-a-a-a-alyn....
rubberducki2435: ...dotdotdot.....dot.....DOT
AvrilLuverr27: ....
AvrilLuverr27: no
rubberducki2435: ceeeeepy
AvrilLuverr27: hed make little antichrist lollypops
rubberducki2435: lol
AvrilLuverr27: and little demonic raspberry truffles
AvrilLuverr27: and hes push all the llittle christians into the chocolate river
rubberducki2435: lmfao
AvrilLuverr27: LMVO
rubberducki2435: opun a
rubberducki2435: hold on...
AvrilLuverr27: and hed touch that squirrels nuts....
AvrilLuverr27: i BET
rubberducki2435: most deffinently
AvrilLuverr27: lol and hed put lipstick on the squirrel
AvrilLuverr27: MOST MOST definatley
rubberducki2435: WOOOOOOOOT
rubberducki2435: we should copy this and put it in an lj
AvrilLuverr27: LMAO
rubberducki2435: hahhahaahahahhahahahah
AvrilLuverr27: u do it
AvrilLuverr27: .
rubberducki2435: okie-dokie-o
rubberducki2435: ow, dammit i just cracked my toe
rubberducki2435: shut yer fuckin face uncle fucker...
AvrilLuverr27: lol
AvrilLuverr27: yum
AvrilLuverr27: GASP
AvrilLuverr27: DAD SUCKER
rubberducki2435: you suck yer dad's cock and enjoy it you fuckin asshole! --markus hopuzzzz
AvrilLuverr27: LAMO
rubberducki2435: the copy and paste thingy isnt working!!!!!
rubberducki2435: SQUIRREL NUTSSSS!
AvrilLuverr27: do it
AvrilLuverr27: i g2g
AvrilLuverr27: SUCKER
rubberducki2435: me 2, whore bag is home...

lmao, leave it to wav n me to have really off topic conversations, we're weird- of course, we've had weirder conversations than this.

the good buddy marilyn part came around because, believe it or not, marilyn manson was going to play willy wonka.... my mom would have never let me see it then, but i would have begged her, or done something drastic to see it. that would be funny shit, seeing marilyn manson in a brite wihte room w/ little kids... lmao

halloween

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 19:34:33 GMT

i just had an idea for halloween. i dont know what wav will think about this, but i think it would be rad if she went as Gene Simmons, and i as Paul Stanley.... uno problemo though, i play bass and paul plays guitar, wav plays guitar and gene plays bass. oh well, its not like we're going to be playing anything at laurel hell on halloween... right? anyhoo, i thought it was a good idea.

Fri, 05 Aug 2005 18:40:13 GMT

holy jesus, Callaway coliced last night. put in short, his intestins got twisted. i was at foxfield til 12 o fucking clock last night, waiting for the vet. i was so damn tired. then this morning, i got up at 5 and got to foxfield at 6 to walk/feed the resident giant. i still need to go back tonight to walk/feed it again. i feel like im gonna faint. Cal is pretty much fine now, but for the next few days i'll have to take it really easy with him and not overdo anything. which might be good, cos then i wont have to be out there for forever and a day every day. : ). sooooooo, im going to go play my bass for a while then leave agian. i dont know how much farther my mom can push me before i burst.

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 19:49:59 GMT

on fuse right now theres this thing about taking back sunday's video that tom directed, and he's being all director like and serious- you can just tell hes dying to be that dare-devil-ish little son of bitch that he really is lol. i meatn that in a good way. but its just really funny because he's doing these little dance things across the stage and goofin off and shit... then he talking to adma and he's like "we need you doing some fucking cartwheels" and just ramdom shit like that. and at the bottom of the screen it doesnt say 'tom delonge, director' (im sure he had something to do with this) but it says 'thomas delonge, director'. anyway, its alot funnier if you watch it yourself, but i still find it pretty funny.

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:39:09 GMT

You Are 16 Years Old

16

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Age Do You Act?

got this from aliens_x_exist, maybe it will work

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 16:32:25 GMT

i got this from aliens_x_exist:

*NEW ABOUT ME SURVEY...BETTER!!*
Name?	Sarah, or saar, if your wav or kels
Hair?	brown
Eyes?	blue-grey
Height?	5'5
Hometown?	woodland hills, ca
Birthplace?	burbank, ca
Sign?	pieces
Left/Right handed?	right
Heritage?	canadian, dutch, italian
Favorite Season?	winter
Favorite Color?	black, chartreuce(bright greeny yellow), orange, purple - the halloween colors
Favorite Cd?	Enema of the State - blink 182
Favorite Movie?	Nightmare Before Christmas
Favorite day of the week?	Saturday
Favorite number?	odly enough, im not joking, it has always been 182, even when i had no idea they existed.
Favorite animals?	horses, but my moms pushin it a little too far this summer
What pets do you have?	duchess - german shepard, kona - guinea pig
Favorite car?	caddies
Favorite Sport?	GUITAR SMASHING!!!!!!!!!.... wait, thats not a sport. oh well.
What did you wear today?	i havent made it out of pjs yet
Favorite Food?	good question, if i had some food sitting in front of me right now, i could tell you
Do you smoke?	no
Do you drink?	moderatly
Do you do drugs?	no
Do you like your life?	not particularly, it seems like the only things i can rely on now is that almost every day my mom deserts me at foxfield, and that i have an amp and a bass waiting for me at home
Favorite fast food?	McDons!!!
What did you eat today?	nothing yet
How many piercings do you have?	2, ears... might be 3 soon
How many tatoos do you have?	none sadly
What is your weakness?	hard to sya, but there are some
What is your greatest fear?	dying, ty pennington, etc
Where would you most like to travel to?	canada dammit, but i dont know if im going anytime soon...
Favorite band/artist?	blink 182(yes thats right, and most people make fun of wav and i for it too), marilyn manson(yes, this one too), led zeppelin, green day, guns n roses, the doors, the stones, ramones, jimi, humble pie, cream, hawthorne heights, beatles, the all american rejects, nirvana, metallica, incubus and al ot more
Do you like indoors or outdoors better?	depends where my mom is
What is your favorite pastime?	playing bass
Favorite holiday?	Halloween
Most missed memory?	dont know, theres a lot
Biggest Regret?	my mom
Ever been in love?	i would think so
Someone you love?	cough, cough, cough or Tom DeLonge or Hoppuzzzzzz!!111!!!!
Something you hate?	my mom
Do you think you are attractive?	not particularly, but god bless the souls that do
Do you believe in yourself?	yes
What do you wish you could change about yourself?	my mom
Favorite junk food?	candy/chocolate
Favorite t.v. show?	stevens untitled rock show
Most important quality in a friend?	i dont know, but wav seems to have all of them
Most important quality in a boy/girl friend?	kindness, and for boyfriends, i dont want anyone thats going to blow away in teh wind
Do you cry when you watch a sad movie?	no
Do you shower everyday?	mostly
Do you get along with your parents?	hell no
Do you go to school and/or have a job?	i go to school and im looking to make some more money for a bass
Are you online for more than 2 hours a day?	not on aim but on other sites, sometimes
Sox or Yankees?	both blow the shit out of marilyn manson
Coke or pepsi?	coke, but you guys have to start asking other questions
coffee or tea?	both suck travis barker
Night or day?	night
Raine or shine?	rain mostly
Sugar or Salt?	sugar
beer or alcohol?	both are great, but i prefer alcohol
cat or dog?	dog
make love or fuck?	fuck
chocolate or vanilla?	chocolate
ideal job?	bassist
favorite ice cream?	chocolate
favorite video game?	kingdom hearts or spyro
favorite website?	maybe lj?
What one thing do you want the most?	to be a sucessful bassist
Do you have siblings?	no
Do you sing?	yes, but do i have a voice other than tom's? not hardly
Do you dance?	not officially but sometimes if im bored i'll just start kinda dancing around
*Ideal Boy or Girl*
hair color?	black, dark brown or just regular brown
eye color?	blue grey or brown
height?	taller than me
weight?	i dont want a feather, but im not looking for no fat joe neither
style?	dont really know what kind of answere yer looking for but i'll answer to the best of my abilities: punky
what first attracts you to a person?	tattoos or piercings, if im close enough to see
are looks the most important quality?	no i dont think so, but looks could help
do you like men and women?	as friends yes, but i like men when it comes to sexually related things lol
what about if you were drunk?	same-i hope
would you prefer the person to be rich?	it would come in handy at times
do you want someone older or younger than you?	same age or older
What personality trait is most important?	i dont know, kindness maybe
*Final Questions*
What is your screen name?	rubberducki2435(aim) but i need to get a new one, that doesnt exactly fit me
Do you like meeting new people?	depends on the person but for the most part yes
What is your best quality?	i think my eyes, a few people have said that they resemble those of Mark Hoppus
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 00:51:22 GMT

good buddy marilyn is a BIG jimmy page fan.... job mr. manson. job i love the 70s, 1978....lol. watch, how should i say this, i love the 90s, part DEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUXX........ JOB DON!

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 00:01:10 GMT

a simple little thing:

+ =

dont recognize him? try this on for size:

i was bored.

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 19:53:25 GMT

lmao

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 15:21:55 GMT

guys, i really want a new livejournal. if you have any good suggestions please post them. so far i have:

_good_buddy_marilyn_(which is good, but to long)
____saar
_______182

but i want some word then 182. so if anyone comes up with something witty, post a comment.

im thinking jacknsally182......

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 20:45:38 GMT

i found this amusing... and on someone's livejournal:

fuck ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fk) Vulgar Slang
v. fucked, fuck·ing, fucks
v. tr.
To have sexual intercourse with.
To take advantage of, betray, or cheat; victimize.
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.

v. intr.
To engage in sexual intercourse.
To act wastefully or foolishly.
To interfere; meddle. Often used with with.

n.
An act of sexual intercourse.
A partner in sexual intercourse.
A despised person.
Used as an intensive: What the fuck did you do that for?

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.

Phrasal Verbs:
fuck off
Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
To spend time idly.
To masturbate.
fuck over
To treat unfairly; take advantage of.
fuck up
To make a mistake; bungle something.
To act carelessly, foolishly, or incorrectly.
To cause to be intoxicated.

wahawahaha...

funny shit that is.

Tue, 26 Jul 2005 19:29:56 GMT

i re-did the colors of my layout and i really like it. i want another livejournal, this one is gettin a little old. if anybody has any suggestions, let me know..... wav, you still owe me a bag of not fat-free cheese puffs, so we can become not so skinny together lol. just. anyway, if you couldnt already tell, im bored out of my fucking mind. but, i down loaded this program called 'comet cursor', and you can get really gnarly cursors, like all of kiss(the band), sid vicious, joey ramone, the beatles, bon jovi, 2 of our good buddy marilyn, and a certain verb with a certain number at the end... no, not sum 41(although that would be awesome too), its none other than: the blink 182 lmao. right now tom is floating around on my desktop lol. AND besides mark, tom, and trav yo, janine can be your cursor as well lol.

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 21:24:25 GMT

*TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey*
Name:	Sarah
Birthday:	2-24
Birthplace:	st. joseph's
Current Location:	home alone, thankfully
Eye Color:	blue grey
Hair Color:	brown
Height:	5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed:	right
Your Heritage:	canadian, dutch, italian
The Shoes You Wore Today:	black chucks
Your Weakness:	theres a few, but they arent coming to mind at the moment
Your Fears:	ty pennington, death, etc.
Your Perfect Pizza:	just cheese with a lot of dough
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	save up enough money to buy a quality bass
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	fuck
Thoughts First Waking Up:	god dammit, i have to go to laurel hell today OR god dammit, i have to spend 10 fuckin hours at foxfield today
Your Best Physical Feature:	i think my eyes
Your Bedtime:	during school: usually between 9:30 and 10 (sadly) during summer: the time i usually go to sleep is around 2:30am or so
Your Most Missed Memory:	the first time i saw the I Miss You music vid. too long to explain
Pepsi or Coke:	coke, but people need to start asking other questions
MacDonalds or Burger King:	McDon's, but its not 'Mac', its 'Mc'
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	neither
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	both suck travis barker
Do you Smoke:	no
Do you Swear:	if you knew me, you wouldnt even have to ask
Do you Sing:	yes, not all that well though
Do you Shower Daily:	most of the time
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	i dont know
Do you want to get Married:	yes
Do you belive in yourself:	yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:	not a lot but sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:	no, but god bless anyone who does
Are you a Health Freak:	absolutely not
Do you get along with your Parents:	haha, no
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	bass guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yes
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	if alchohol counts then yes, but if it doesnt, than no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	no, im not a mall rat, i dont live for going to the mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	no, but i've eaten tuna
In the past month have you been on Stage:	not that i recall, sadly
In the past month have you been Dumped:	nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	not on a criminal basis, but yes
Ever been Drunk:	yes, one time i chugged my moms wine by accident lol
Ever been called a Tease:	probably not in the sense your thinking of
Ever been Beaten up:	yes
Ever Shoplifted:	no
How do you want to Die:	im not quite sure, probably with a bass in my arms and i want to be happy, and doing things that i find amusing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	a bassist/clothing designer
What country would you most like to Visit:	canada
*In a Boy/Girl..*
Favourite Eye Color:	blue grey or liquidy brown
Favourite Hair Color:	black, dark or regular brown
Short or Long Hair:	doesnt matter as long as you dont look like you just got out of the army, so basically no buzzes
Height:	at least my height or taller
Weight:	i dont want anyone whose gonna blow away in the wind
Best Clothing Style:	t-shirt, dickies, it depends on the person but at times polo shirts may be acceptable
Number of Drugs I have taken:	0
Number of CDs I own:	i dont know, i dont have that many, but soon that statement will no longer be true
Number of Piercings:	dos
Number of Tattoos:	0
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	tooooo many
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Mon, 25 Jul 2005 20:13:19 GMT

i dont understand my mom. she always says that im getting too skinny and i need to put on some weight. however, everything that she buys is at least 50% fat free. she gets either 1% or fat free milk, lite hansons smoothies, diet hansons sodas, light diet snapples, whole wheat bread, whole wheat bagels, whole wheat wheat-thins, fat free aresol cheese(which tastes like shit, the normal stuff is awesome), 0 grams of fat goldfish, whole wheat LuckyCharms cereal, fat free ice cream and cool whip, fat free bagel-bites, light fat-free orville redenbachers popcorn, no fat and cholestral free butter/margirine, and many many many many more things that have nothing junk foody in them. she says she buys cheetohs brand cheese puffs, but its trader joes brand, which doesnt even have any cheese on them at all. she doesnt even call me sarah anymore. my knew name is slim. SHE EVEN GET FUCKIN FAT FREE GATORADE FOR THE GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN ABOVE'S FUCKING SAKE. JESUS CHRIST WHEN WILL THE MADNESS END?!???!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!??????? no fucking wonder wav said my legs are twice the minus width *does little pinchy thingy in air*.

anyway....

59

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 16:54:19 GMT

i got this from young_nastyman:</span>

1. Take this list and post it into your own LJ, and mark the movies you've seen (in bold).
2. Add five more movies to the end of the list.
3. Count how many you have seen. If you've seen more than 70 movies, you are a Movie Whore. Post the score of how many movies you've seen in the subject line. (70 out of 400??? I think you should have seen at LEAST that many off this list!!)
4. Use a LJ-cut since you've got at least one LJ-friend who doesn't really want to see an ungodly number of movies snaking its way down the computer monitor.... ooops!
5. (optional) Question your friend's taste in movies.

(optional) put your number as your subject.

001. Napoleon Dynamite
002. Saw
003. White Noise
004. White Oleander
005. Anger Management
006. 50 First Dates
007. Jason X
008. Scream
009. Scream 2
010. Scream 3
011. Scary Movie
012. Scary Movie 2
013. Scary Movie 3
014. American Pie
015. American Pie 2
016. American Wedding
017. Harry Potter
018. Harry Potter 2
019. Harry Potter 3
020. Residential Evil 1
021. Residential Evil 2
022. The Wedding Singer
023. Little Black Book
024. The Village
025. Donnie Darko
026. Lilo & Stitch
027. Finding Nemo
028. Finding Neverland
029. 13 Ghosts
030. Signs
031. The Grinch
032. Texas Chainsaw Massacre
033. White Chicks
034. Butterfly Effect
035. 13 going on 30
036. I Robot
037. Dodge Ball
038. Universal Soldier
039. A Series Of Unfortunate Events
040. Along Came A Spider
041. Deep impact
042. King Pin
043. Never Been Kissed
044. Meet The Parents
045. Meet The Fockers
046. Eight Crazy Nights
047. A Cinderella Story
048. The Terminal
049. The Lizzie McGuire Movie<------eeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww
050. Passport to Paris<------RICK SALMON!! lol
051. Dumb & Dumber
052. Dumb & Dumberer
053. Final Destination
054. Final Destination 2
055. Halloween
056. The Ring
057. The Ring 2
058. Harold & Kumar
059. Practical Magic
060. Chicago
061. Ghost Ship
062. From Hell
063. Hellboy
064. Secret Window
065. I Am Sam
066. The Whole Nine Yards
067. The Whole Ten Yards
068. The Day After Tomorrow
069. Child's Play
070. Bride of Chucky
071. Ten Things I Hate About You<----------- i love this damn movie, its great
072. Just Married
073. Gothika
074. A Nightmare on Elm Street
075. Sixteen Candles
076. Bad Boys
077. Bad Boys 2
078. Joy Ride
079. Seven (SE7EN)
080. Oceans Eleven
081. Oceans Twelve
082. Identity
083. Lone Star
084. Bedazzled
085. Predator I
086. Predator II
087. Independence Day
088. Cujo
089. A Bronx Tale
090. Darkness Falls
091. Christine
092. E.T.
093. Children of the Corn
094. My Boss' Daughter
095. Maid in Manhattan
096. Frailty
097. Best Bet
098. How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
099. She's All That
100. Calendar Girls
101. Sideways
102. Mars Attacks
103. Event Horizon
104. Ever After
105. Forrest Gump
106. Big Trouble in Little China
107. X-Men 1
108. X-Men 2
109. Jeepers Creepers
110. Jeepers Creepers 2
111. Catch Me If You Can
112. The Others
113. Freaky Friday
114. Reign of Fire
115. Cruel Intentions
116. White Chicks
117. Swimfan
118. Miracle
119. Old School
120. Ray
121. The Notebook
122. K-Pax
123. Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
124. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
125. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
126. A Walk to Remember
127. Boogeyman
128. Hitch
129. Back Door Sluts 9
130. South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
131. The Fifth Element
132. Star wars episode I
133. Star wars episode II
133b. Star wars episode III
134. Star wars episode IV
135. Star wars episode V
136. Star wars episode VI
137. Troop Beverly Hills
138. Swimming with Sharks
139. Trainspotting
140. People under the stairs
141. Blue Velvet
142. Sound of Music
143. Parent Trap
144. The Burbs
145. SLC Punk
146. Meet Joe Black
147. Wild Girls
148. A Clockwork Orange
149. The Order
150. Spider-Man
151. Spider-Man 2
152. Amelie
153. Mean Girls
154. Shrek
155. Shrek 2
156. The Incredibles
157. Collateral
158. The Fast & The Furious
159. 2 Fast 2 Furious
160. Sky Captain & The World of Tomorrow
161. Closer
162. The Sixth Sense
163. Artificial Intelligence<-----mi el padre worked on this one
164. Love Actually
165. Shutter
166. Ella Enchanted
167. Princess diaries 1
168. Princess diaries 2
169. Constantine
170. Million Dollar Baby<---------god dammit i want to see this one
171. Life Of David Gale
172. 25th hour
173. Vanilla Sky
174. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
175. Boogie Nights
176. Braveheart
177. The Anarchist Cookbook
178. Clerks
179. Mallrats
180. Chasing Amy
181. Dogma
182. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back<------i wanna see this one too
183. Dazed and Confused
184. Super Size Me
185. Dark City
186. Jurassic Park<------my dad worked on all the jurassic park movies so it was kinda a given i would have to watch 'em
187. The Lost World: Jurassic Park
188. Jurassic Park 3
189. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie
190. Apollo 13
191. It Came From The Sky
192. The Net
193. Jaws
194. Speed
195. Speed 2: Cruise Control
196. The Land Before Time
197. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
198. Any Given Sunday
199. Friday Night Lights
200. Net Games
201. The Terminator<-----yet again my dad worked on all 3, but i didnt see these
202. Terminator 2: Judgement Day
203. Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
204. "O"
205. Thirteen
206. The Craft
207. Poltergeist
208. Poltergeist 2
209. Poltergeist 3
210. Twister
211. Boondock Saints
212. Elizabeth
213. Man in the Iron Mask
214. Labyrinth
215. The Dark Crystal
216. MST3K: The Movie
217. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
218. Bambi
219. Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
220. Perfect Blue
221. City of the Lost Children
222. Beauty and the Beast
223. Sleepy Hollow*<----woot
224. Spirited Away
225. Fahrenheit 911
226. The Producers
227. The Ladies Man
228. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
229. Blazing Saddles
230. American Beauty
231. Radio
232. Princess Bride...stop rhyming now i mean it! does anybody wanna peanut? man, that line always cracks me up
233. Clue
234. The Wizard of Oz
235. The 10th Kingdom
236. The Green Mile
237. Dirty Dancing
238. The Last Unicorn, "...i mean, who doesnt, its like a horse with a seat on top of its head"
239. Fern Gully
240. John Q
241. Girl with a Pearl Earring
242. Last Life in the Universe
243. 28 Days Later
244. 28 Days
245. Breakfast Club
246. Radio Flyer
247. The Rules of Attraction
248. Hackers
249. West Side Story
250. The Color Purple<---malef!
251. Princess and the Warrior
252. Last of the Mohicans<----lol trav
253. Pirates of the Caribbean
254. Fight Club
255. Chasing Amy
256. The Hunt For Red October
257. Buffy: The Vampire Slayer
258. Titan A.E.
259. Zulu<-----they came to conquer uranus
260. Wings of the Apache
261. Fiddler on the Roof
262. Mary Poppins
263. What Dreams May Come
264. Annie
265. What's Eating Gilbert Grape
266. Silence of the Lambs
267. Hannibal
268. Red Dragon
269. Monsters Inc.
270. The Passion of the Christ
271. Gallipoli
272. Hook
273. Remember The Titans
274. Pearl Harbor
275. Titanic
276. Last Temptation of Christ
277. Monty Python and the Holy Grail
278. Life of Brian
279. Dead Alive
280. Dream A Little Dream
281. Blade Runner
282. Grease
283. Grease 2
284. Gladiator
285. Dream for an Insomniac
286. The Way We Were
287. A Mighty Wind
288. Center Stage
289. Circle of Friends
290. Dead Poets Society
291. Real Genius
292. Arsenic and Old Lace
293. The Maltese Falcon
294. The Birds
295. The Talented Mr. Ripley
296. Princess Mononoke
297. Run Lola Run
298. Snatch
299. The Matrix
300. Blast from the Past
301. Romeo must Die
302. Shot In The Dark
303. Animal House
304. Close Encounters of the Third Kind
305. Continental Divide
306. Secretary
307. Casablanca
308. Casino Royale
309. 84 Charing Cross Road
310. Amadeus
311. Freebie and the Bean
312. Schindler's List
313. Singin' In the Rain
314. A Beautiful Mind
315. Cabaret
316. Citizen Kane
317. Lost in Translation
318. Ghost in the Shell
319. This is Spinal Tap
320. Grosse Pointe Blank
321. Heathers
322. Siesta
323. The Sting
324. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
325. Gosford Park
326. Persona
327. Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
328. The King and I
329. Dr. No
330. Dr. Strangelove
331. M*A*S*H
332. The Pirate Movie
333. The Little Mermaid
334. Battle Royale
335. 4 Rooms
336. Pulp Fiction
337. Victor/Victoria
338. Dangerous Liaisons
339. The Hunger
340. Pushing Tin
341. Top Hat
342. Front Range Freaks
343. Shaun of the Dead
344. Blade: Trinity
345. The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath
346. Death Race 2000
347. 12 Monkeys
348. Office Space
349. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (the 1978 version)
350. Ferris Beuller's Day Off
351. Logan's Run
352. How to Deal
353. Strictly Ballroom
354. Boys Don't Cry
355. Moulin Rouge
356. Wit
357. Interview with a Vampire
358. Dragonheart
359. Hackers 2
360. The Count of Montecristo
361. Memento
362. Frequency
363. Rio Bravo
364. The Madness of King George
365. Erin Brockovich
366. Frida
367. Rocky Horror Picture Show
368. Camp
369. But I'm a Cheerleader
370. Cube
371. The Phantom of the Opera
372. Sneakers
373. War Games
374. Orgazmo<-------------------------LMFAO!! ORGASMA HAHAHAHA lol wav
375. The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
376. Spy Games
377. My Neighbor Totoro
378. Porco Rosso
379. Nausicaa Of The Valley Of The Wind
380. Laputa: Castle In The Sky
381. Kiki's Delivery Service<----i hated this one
382. Killer Klowns from Outer Space
383. I Drink Your Blood
384. The Rage in Placid Lake
385. Best In Show
386. Breakfast at Tiffany's
387. Manhunter
388. Romeo & Juliet
389. Hamlet
390. Irreversible
391. The Shawshank Redemption
392. Gone in 60 Seconds
393. Gorgeous
394. Clear and Present Danger
395. Matchstick Men
396. Beethoven
397. Pi
398. The Manchurian Candidate
399. The Rescuers Down Under
400. Bambi
401. Kill Bill Vol. 1
402. Kill Bill Vol. 2
403. Plunkett and Macleane
404. The Longest Yard
405. The First $20 Million
406. Back to the Future
407. Back to the Future II
408. Back to the Future III
409. Batman Begins
410. Fever Pitch
411. Blade
412. Black Hawk Down
413. Wind Talkers
414. Underworld
415. Troy

416. Nightmare Before Christmas

417.Charlie and the choc. factory part deux

418.Nation Lampoon's: Van Wilder

419. all of the godfathers

420.Ice Age

421.Orange County

holy shit, last night/this morning i stayed up until 3:45am and am i tired. im going back to bed.

Fri, 22 Jul 2005 05:09:00 GMT

happy birthday eve!!! it took you long enough to catch up to me lol. just.

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 20:55:49 GMT

i have so many damn things to do today. these are just a few of the things task master whorebag has given me:

1 dishes(that includes wash, dry, put away)

2 make my bed

3 wash floors, and sweep them

4 try on a bunch of damn clothing

5 get stuff together for the damn horse show this weekend

6 walk around in the almighty 'FuckChuck boots'

7 scoop dog shit, which really sucks

8 clean up some bottles that spilled outside

and many more, one day im gonna pop, but i found a new way to drink soda, you poke a hole in the top with a pen and you put you finger tip over the hole, shake the can/bottle, point towards your mouth, take your finger away and let the soda squirt into your mouth, its entertaining if you have nothing else to do, like me, see, when im bored, i update my livejournal a lot and find new ways to drink soda lol. some life i have. BUT IM GOING TO WESTLAKE FOR HIGHSCHOOL!!!!!!

WESTALAKE!!!!!

Wed, 20 Jul 2005 18:52:47 GMT

YES!!!!! i think i have it in the fucktarded damn perverbial bag for westlake high!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! holy shit, it took along time to convince my mom, but shes going to see if they take out of district transfers (which i already know they do, but she "has to make sure" blah blah blah) but we found someone who could drive my to and from schooll!!, i'd still have to go to foxfield as much as i did last year, which sucks, as nice as it is out there, i dont like being there all damn day, BUT i think its worth it if i get to go to school with wav again, and i'll be at a public school, so we can go off campus, and no uniforms, and its not a damn girls only school!!!!!!!!!! i think i am as grateful to my mom as i could have been a realllllllllly llllllllllllllong time ago.

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:03:15 GMT

i just went on memegen and took about a million quizzes... one involved a certain mr. travis barker and a carrot... I DONT THINK SO!!!!!!!!!!!*clocks trav, grabs carrot, shoves it up his ass, yells, "NOT IN YOUR DREAMS TRAVIS BARKER!!!"* sorry trav. another one had to do with tom, on a roof, and a zucchini. another one was with mark, a pair of hand cuffs, and a couch... there were a lot a ones with mark in them... today i learned something from sitting behind the damn computer: Mark Hoppus gets around.

another thing i learned: if travis is eating or doing anything whatsoever with carrots, he might want to keep his distance... for his own safety...